How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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