wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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