We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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