I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish they made helmets for livers.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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