So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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