i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
