when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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