he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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