So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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