Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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