It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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