Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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