I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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