Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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