you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How naked do you want me to be?
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