so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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