I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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