when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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