Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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