Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Im part way to drunk.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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