is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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