that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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