Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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