when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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