We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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