her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Dear god my vagina.
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