My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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