What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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