after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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