Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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