i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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