worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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