so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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