I didn't shave. On purpose
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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