I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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