i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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