Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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