You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think a kid would responsible me up
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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