if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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