living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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