Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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