just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
he just fucked me for my cheese..
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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