Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
