yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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