He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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