i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So much Jack, so little girl.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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