let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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