Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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