so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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