new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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