Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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