just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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