I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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