Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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