His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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